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Written by Colpocleisis
Recorded by Colpocleisis
Recorded at Vagrant Recordings - Southport
lyrics
I can’t stop the urges
Blue pills to revive stumpy
Check out my google searches
My wank bank’s in the red
I just need to purge this
Fixation on masturbation
From my chamber I’m emerging
Behold my Kleenex Kingdom
Battling through shaft chafage and strained tendons
RSI is a burden in my life
My blistered bloody helmet
For years I've overwhelmed it
Because hardcore, softcore, there’s something you can not ignore
This fappening is happening to me
The WiFi's down, its before the watershed
The Matalan catalogue will have to do instead
I savour the challenge
In my quest I will scavenge for ....
Anistons pokeys, Embarrassing Bodies
Rachel on Countdown, maybe even Vorders
Sexy newsreaders, milfy school teachers.
Lingerie mannequins, pics of Anne Boleyn
A slip of the tit on Strictly. I’m really not too picky
Milking stumpy is my victory
It's an endurance sport
Pounding floppy into dust
I'm an ejaculate drought
Milking myself bone dry
It's time for me to fap out
supported by 6 fans who also own “Masturbational Burnout (Single 2020)”
Larry Wang 'singing', glorious slams and atmospherics ripped straight out of Aliens result in a should-not-be-missed slab of inhuman fury. poisonremedy
supported by 5 fans who also own “Masturbational Burnout (Single 2020)”
going on vacation to another hive city this weekend
think i might play this out the new sound system i just installed in my old storm eagle and just see what goes down (38,516 model)
41/1000 coworgans